Total Medals Earned: 1,310 (From 257 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,885 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/15 (45/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Consume ALL the things!
Freedom of speech!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/490 points)
Completed the Normal levels
Completed the Hard levels
Created and saved a custom level
Completed the Insane levels
Achieved 100% completion across all levels
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Score less than 20,000 points
Submit your score
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 6/30 (60/495 points)
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Reach over 1000 views
Reach over 1 million site views
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Buy over 250 items from the store
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/485 points)
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 9/19 (275/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails